Crocodile Tears 假哭,假慈悲

J：Mr. Clayton, please! What if it’s a gorilla?

C：It’s no gorilla.

Hmm, but perhaps we should press on.

J：Well, this is absolutely peachy!

Come to study gorillas, and get my sketchbook pinched by a baboon!

Give me that!

Oh, come on now, enough of this. I want this paper on the count of three.

One, two...Oh, look, bananas!

I can’t believe you fell for that one!

No, no, don’t give me those crocodile tears.

What would your parents have to say?